I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

The WSOP this year has had a celebrity element to it. Not the Matt Damon/Ed Norton photo op appearance after the release of Rounders (your DVD probably has that covered) but a saturation and merging of celebrity with a fondness for poker and the pseudo-celebrities that poker players are. The bad thing is, both are beating the other at their own games.

Phil Hellmuth has defined making a spectacle of himself. His entrance was more over the top than any before it. Remember when a Hellmuth late main event entrance was when he'd awkwardly climb over some ropes at Binions and squeeze into a seat at that dump. Now, he's regaled as Caesar with an entourage bigger then the bubble at some WSOP circuit events this year.

Meanwhile, the celebrities are dipping their toes into the Main Event pool, yet, nobody cares, there is no extra media attention. Maybe if they won it, but so far the media coverage is mostly the poker media, and I include Andrew Feldman of ESPN.com as poker media. George Costanza is going deep in the Main Event? Didn't see that on CNN or on the cover of the magazines by the counter at the grocery store.

So, besides the fun of it, why are celebrities participating if they aren't making a spectacle of it. For most of them, whether they won't to admit it or not, it's all about getting into the next tabloid. Remember when Spiderman tried to play in abstract anonymity (okay, I'll grant him that by not using his real name) yet everybody could tell Peter Parker was in the field. Was that because he took poker seriously?

Now, the yahoos who we didn't watch on Bravo's Celebrity Poker are going deep in the Main Event. What happened to Jason Alexander he went from being astounded his pocket aces got cracked (like that never happens) one year, to sitting on a mammoth chip stack for part of this year.

The awful dreck that is "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!" which tried to capitalize on the ratings of Celebrity Apprentice, which were attributable to Annie Duke's war of words and wills with Joan Rivers, sent multiple players to the Main Event. Torrie Wilson, John Salley, Lou Diamond Phillips, were obscure before NBC decided to low budget another reality TV show, and their performances at the Main Event seems to bump their celebrity quotients just as minorly as sharing a camp with two Baldwins, three Pratts, and super model that steals granola bars in Costa Rica.

Okay, the b list stars and the stars of poker, who at best are b-list themselves, treat each other with reverence and both groups feel like somebody when recognized by somebody equally as mediocre in public stature. Notice when the big stars play it's like they hide from the camera.

There are several top online pros that nobody knows who they are. Maybe it isn't super users in covert mode but big time A list stars like Clooney and Pitt who don't want the Q rating to go down by being associated with poker. Wonder if they sit around at home and play mac poker. Are they tethered to an online feed like all those 18 and 20 year old future stars in their parents basements. Maybe Lou Diamond Phillips who is on the money bubble right now was right there with them. Perhaps he can play himself in Oceans 111 if he wins the main event.